Security Questions

Sometimes when I write software, I find myself writing logon systems. I have done A LOT of these systems over the years, and they’re pretty cut and dry at this point. However I generally like to have a little fun in the security questions, as they tend to be an area that not a lot of people will scrutinize too much. With that said, here’s the list that I have compiled for today’s task:

• “What is the color of your first car?”
• “What is your favorite food?”
• “What was your first pet’s name?”
• “What was the name of your 5th grade teacher?”
• “What was the name of your first employer?”
• “Where is your favorite vacation?”
• “How many brothers and sisters do you have?”
• “What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?”
• “What was the make of your first car?”
• “What is your favorite pastime?”
• “Who was your childhood hero?”
• “How much mayonnaise is too much?”
• “How did you get this job?”
• “How did it feel when you fell from heaven?”
• “What did you do last summer?”
• “What is your childhood best friend’s middle name?”
• “What is your favorite kind of sausage?”
• “Which country is the best?”
• “On a scale from 1 to 10, rate this question.”
• “Where is your favorite place to buy teflon coated bar stools?”
• “What does it feel like to be you?”
• “What is the scariest part of the clown?”
• “What flavor do you think of when you see the color purple?”
• “How many teeth do you have?”
• “What did you name your favorite houseplant?”
• “What is your favorite comic strip?”
• “What is the most over-hyped technology brand in the world?”
• “If were a piece of fruit currently being eaten by a chimpanzee, what type of fruit would you be?”
• “Who is your favorite musician?”
• “What kind of dress do you like to wear?”
• “How much time is left?”
• “You’re defusing a bomb, which wire do you cut?”
• “Where is your favorite place to get a tattoo?”
• “What’s in the box?”
• “Aren’t you a little bit short to be a stormtrooper?”
• “What does it feel like to be a zombie?”
• “What happens to your dreams when you wake up?”
• “Sheep go to heaven, goats go to:”
• “Describe a perfect sphere in 7 words”
• “If you were eaten by a shark, which internal organ would you punch first?”
• “Exits are North, West, and South. There is a ladder going up into the darkness.”
• “What would you be doing if you weren’t here right now?”