Security Questions

Sometimes when I write software, I find myself writing logon systems. I have done A LOT of these systems over the years, and they’re pretty cut and dry at this point. However I generally like to have a little fun in the security questions, as they tend to be an area that not a lot of people will scrutinize too much. With that said, here’s the list that I have compiled for today’s task:

  • “What is the color of your first car?”
  • “What is your favorite food?”
  • “What was your first pet’s name?”
  • “What was the name of your 5th grade teacher?”
  • “What was the name of your first employer?”
  • “Where is your favorite vacation?”
  • “How many brothers and sisters do you have?”
  • “What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?”
  • “What was the make of your first car?”
  • “What is your favorite pastime?”
  • “Who was your childhood hero?”
  • “How much mayonnaise is too much?”
  • “How did you get this job?”
  • “How did it feel when you fell from heaven?”
  • “What did you do last summer?”
  • “What is your childhood best friend’s middle name?”
  • “What is your favorite kind of sausage?”
  • “Which country is the best?”
  • “On a scale from 1 to 10, rate this question.”
  • “Where is your favorite place to buy teflon coated bar stools?”
  • “What does it feel like to be you?”
  • “What is the scariest part of the clown?”
  • “What flavor do you think of when you see the color purple?”
  • “How many teeth do you have?”
  • “What did you name your favorite houseplant?”
  • “What is your favorite comic strip?”
  • “What is the most over-hyped technology brand in the world?”
  • “If were a piece of fruit currently being eaten by a chimpanzee, what type of fruit would you be?”
  • “Who is your favorite musician?”
  • “What kind of dress do you like to wear?”
  • “How much time is left?”
  • “You’re defusing a bomb, which wire do you cut?”
  • “Where is your favorite place to get a tattoo?”
  • “What’s in the box?”
  • “Aren’t you a little bit short to be a stormtrooper?”
  • “What does it feel like to be a zombie?”
  • “What happens to your dreams when you wake up?”
  • “Sheep go to heaven, goats go to:”
  • “Describe a perfect sphere in 7 words”
  • “If you were eaten by a shark, which internal organ would you punch first?”
  • “Exits are North, West, and South. There is a ladder going up into the darkness.”
  • “What would you be doing if you weren’t here right now?”